LR: Tha Milf-Lord strikes back! Part 2
Part 1 of this Lay Report can be read here: Click here for Part 1
So I picked this chick up from the club. We got or coats and went outside.
We took a cab to her home, on her cost. Kissing in the cab.
We entered her house, and more kissing ensued.
We lied down on her couch and took of each others clothes piece for piece.
It was easy up to this point, but then she started to object a little:
She: oh man, what are we doing.
Me: yeah, we are so bad. We can never let anybody know about this (sarcasm)
She I normally never do this.
Me: Yeah, usually it’s not this easy to pick me up either.
She: I can’t sleep with you.
Me: Yeah, I also can’t sleep with you. I hardly know you.
She: I really can’t sleep with you.
Me: We won’t. We’re just gonna kiss and make out a little.
(while I said all this I simply continued with kissing her all over her body and taking of our clothes.)
After a while we both only had our underwear on. Then her couch suddenly fell apart, so we moved to her bedroom. There I just continued doing my thing until we were both fully undressed.
I was executing Pimps Lick Method©, when all of a sudden I noticed a tiny white cord in front of my nose. Turns out she was on her period. As long as she isn’t bloody I don’t care about that, but she didn’t want to remove it. It was her LMR Secret Weapon.
So I just continued to make out for then.
After a while I thought: fuck it! I’m not leaving before I lay this chick. So I pushed my finger inside her, all the way around her tampon, so that I could massage her G-spot.
After an hour of doing this and more making out, I finally got her so horny that she said: "I’ll be right back. I have to go to the bathroom."
She went to the bathroom to take that tampon out and take a shower. When she returned we had sex. After that we fell asleep and I woke up at eleven because she was licking me ear. Well, I thought it was her, but when I looked up it turned out to be one of her cats.
Then after she woke up we had sex again. She told me she was going to visit her mother later that day, so I gave her a big fat hickey in her neck.
For the rest of the morning we stayed in bed.
Her: You should let me know the next time you come to club Escape.
Me: Cool, I will think about that.
Her: Or we should exchange numbers, or I will never see you again.
In the afternoon she brought me to the train station, but not before we went to eat at my favourite restaurant: Burger King. Afterwards we exchanged numbers:
Me: Hey, you should give me your number, or I won’t be able to stalk you.
Her: Yeah, you should give me your number as well.
Then I waved her goodbye as my train took off.
So I picked this chick up from the club. We got or coats and went outside.
We took a cab to her home, on her cost. Kissing in the cab.
We entered her house, and more kissing ensued.
We lied down on her couch and took of each others clothes piece for piece.
It was easy up to this point, but then she started to object a little:
She: oh man, what are we doing.
Me: yeah, we are so bad. We can never let anybody know about this (sarcasm)
She I normally never do this.
Me: Yeah, usually it’s not this easy to pick me up either.
She: I can’t sleep with you.
Me: Yeah, I also can’t sleep with you. I hardly know you.
She: I really can’t sleep with you.
Me: We won’t. We’re just gonna kiss and make out a little.
(while I said all this I simply continued with kissing her all over her body and taking of our clothes.)
After a while we both only had our underwear on. Then her couch suddenly fell apart, so we moved to her bedroom. There I just continued doing my thing until we were both fully undressed.
I was executing Pimps Lick Method©, when all of a sudden I noticed a tiny white cord in front of my nose. Turns out she was on her period. As long as she isn’t bloody I don’t care about that, but she didn’t want to remove it. It was her LMR Secret Weapon.
So I just continued to make out for then.
After a while I thought: fuck it! I’m not leaving before I lay this chick. So I pushed my finger inside her, all the way around her tampon, so that I could massage her G-spot.
After an hour of doing this and more making out, I finally got her so horny that she said: "I’ll be right back. I have to go to the bathroom."
She went to the bathroom to take that tampon out and take a shower. When she returned we had sex. After that we fell asleep and I woke up at eleven because she was licking me ear. Well, I thought it was her, but when I looked up it turned out to be one of her cats.
Then after she woke up we had sex again. She told me she was going to visit her mother later that day, so I gave her a big fat hickey in her neck.
For the rest of the morning we stayed in bed.
Her: You should let me know the next time you come to club Escape.
Me: Cool, I will think about that.
Her: Or we should exchange numbers, or I will never see you again.
In the afternoon she brought me to the train station, but not before we went to eat at my favourite restaurant: Burger King. Afterwards we exchanged numbers:
Me: Hey, you should give me your number, or I won’t be able to stalk you.
Her: Yeah, you should give me your number as well.
Then I waved her goodbye as my train took off.
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