The PUA Guide To The Hague 1.1

WARNING: Not for KJ´s!

I made a list of the (cheap) clubs that are open during weekdays in my city, The Hague.
If you are planning to visit The Hague anytime soon, you now know exactly where to go.

MONDAY
Crazy Pianos (open till 3 am) (5 euro)

THUESDAY
Mellow Moods in One Four (2 euro)
Mellow Moods afterparty in Cocoon
La luna (open till 7 am)

WEDNESDAY
La luna (open till 7 am)
Crazy Pianos (open till 3 am) (5 euro)

THURSDAY
Paap
Sillys
Asta
Paard
Paardcafe
Tahiti Club Scheveningen
La Luna (open till 7 am)

FRIDAY
Paardcafe
Danzig
Havanna
Coccoon
Tahiti Club Scheveningen
La Luna (open till 9 am!)

SATURDAY
Paardcafe
Danzig
Havanna
Coccoon
Tahiti Club Scheveningen (free entrance before 11 pm)
La Luna (open till 9:30 am!)

SUNDAY
One four (sometimes)
La Luna (open till 7 am)
Crazy Pianos (open till 3 am) (5 euro)

FR: Date Interrupted by her boyfriend!

Last night it was time to go clubbing again. Unfortunately, it didn’t go exactly as I planned.
You see, I wasn’t going with the Lair guys, but with a girl I know from school. We had agreed earlier to have some drinks at my place first. Minor problem is that she has a boyfriend, who she lives with. I’m not really a big fan of stealing chicks from their boyfriends, so I decided I would just take her along for fun and as a pivot.
I was under the shower when my doorbell rang. She was a little bit earlier than expected. I quickly put on some clothes so I could open the door for her. When I opened the door I was amazed. She looked superhot! I’m talking HB10-hot! I immediately thought: fuck her boyfriend, I’m going for it! I had changed the interior of my house a little since the last time she was here. As soon as a chick enters my crib I have instant social proof now: the walls are full of pictures of me with different chicks.
I put on the TV for her and went back to the shower. She was calling with some of her girlfriends while I was in there, but I couldn’t hear what she was talking about, because she was speaking Chinese.
A little while later the two of us were sitting on my couch drinking wine. It was the perfect time to pull out THE ULTIMATE WEAPON:
(The ultimate weapon: when I was a baby, my parents filmed me with a camera every once in a while. The result is that I now own a DVD of me growing up from being a baby to 8 year old kid. Every single girl I show it to M-E-L-T-S!)
It worked just as well this time.
While we were watching it she kept telling me how cute I was. Somewhere in one of our conversations she slipped she had a bit of an argument with her boyfriend, just before she left their home.
While we sitting on my couch drinking wine, her phone rang. But she didn’t take the call. I said: aren’t you going to answer that? She said: no, I don’t want to speak to him now. (hmm) I thought: wow, this is going great!
Then it was time for us to hit the city. Everything was working in my favour: 1. The Lair guys were going to come to the same club as well, so I was going to have a lot of social proof. 2. She was very in to me, and her boyfriend wasn’t going to show up before 2 o clock to pick her up. As soon as we were going to arrive in the club I was going to unleash my dancefloorskills on her. It would be perfect!
Fast forward: We got out of the bus in the city, and she has to get some cash from the ATM. She gets the money, we turn around, and guess who’s there…
It´s her fucking boyfriend!
Damnnn. Of all people! Me and the girl were stunned! He said: wow, that’s a coincidence, I also have to get some money! We: uuuuh yeah! Great.
I pretended I was happy to see him. To my surprise, his girlfriend also wasn’t very happy to see him. The girl and I eyecoded eachother. The same thing girls do to each other when they blow you out. As soon as he turned his back to take money from the ATM machine, she whispered to me: what the fuck is he doing here? We think he was probably looking for us.
Then she said to him: “can’t you come back later? We had an appointment that you were going to pick me up at two o’clock. You broke our appointment!” “So you guys don’t want I come with you?” he asked. Then he looked at me, but I held my hands up saying: “It’s your girlfriend dude, ask her, not me.”
He had to find a place to park his scooter. Me and the girl went to the club without waiting for him. He would follow though. In the club I introduced her to my wing Ceesss, who was LORDING over the club as well. Later many of the other Lair guys also joined us.
Instead of playing her in front of her boyfriend, I decided to proceed with my regular club game. About an hour later, I walked through the club looking for the girl I came with. I saw her plummet down in a corner with her boyfriend. She didn’t look to happy. “Tired already?” “Yes”, she said, “my boyfriend makes me tired.” (in a my ear so he couldn’t hear it) Basically, he was doing all the work for me. All I had to do was pretending to stick up for him by reframing it as insecure nice guy behaviour.
At the end of the night another funny thing happened. Warmonger had seen me talking to the boyfriend a couple of times, so he assumed the boyfriend was a PUA. They started talking and Warmonger said to him: I´m going to venue change now. The boyfriend looked at him like WTF does that mean?
He thought I was fooling him, when I explained we have a secret language that we use when we pick up chicks. Little does he know. For the rest of the night I kept practicing short set method, which was going allright.
By the way, I finally had the honour of meeting the guy that made up the HomoHetro opener. That guy should get a monument. The only problem with that opener is that it’s so good that everybody in my lair is using it right now, so it’s getting way overused.
Score at the end of the night: nada!

FR: The Hague Lair Meeting 18 February 2006

Last saturday it was time for another Lair meeting.
We all met up at The Hague Central station.
We visited some pubs, but soon we splitted up in smaller groups.
Me, Warmonger and Erwinnn went to Paardcafe.
I did a great set there.

I opened two girls with the HetroHomo routine.
Two of their friends joined the conversation.
After spouting some material at them,
one asked for my name (big IOI).

After the opener, I improvised some new routines,
that I will now be calling the BachelorParty routine,
the MILF routine and the KaraokeTaxi routine.
I will field test these routines some more,
before I am going to spill them to you guys.

I didn´t #close any of them, because they were a little bit too old.
After this set we joined up with the other guys again and
we all went to a club called Danzig.

Somehow I was feeling a little bit sick that night,
so I left very early.

Score at the end of the night: nada!

P.i.m.p.
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FR: Beernight with an AFC

Thursday means Student Night in The Hague.
This means free club entrance, cheap drinks and a lot of girls.

On the way to the club I opened two girls in the bus, by myself.
This is actually quite a breakthrough,
since it had been quite a while that I opened sets all by myself.
Until now, I only had the balls to do it when I had a wing or friend with me.

Anyway, I went to club Asta with an extremely AFC guy from school. Just to drink beer and hang out.
Later also Release, CeesZB and CeesZB´s nephew joined us,
members of the The Hague Lair.

Even though I didn´t plan to do sets,
I can´t go to a club without doing some.
Sarging (lording) is really addictive!
I did some sets, but somehow they all bombed.
Even though I used exactly the same openers as the day before.
Somehow beer always fucks up my game in a way that wine does not.
I decided beer and PU just don’t go together,
so I didn´t drink for the rest of the night.
For most of the night I was just partying with the AFC guy on the dancefloor.

When it was almost time to go home,
I started to get my balls back,
because I had stopped drinking beer for a while.
I started doing some sets again, and after a while
I managed to #close a girl that I vaguely know from my college.

Score at the end of the night: 1 #close

Notes to self:
- Stop hanging out with AFC´s
- No more beer (this time for real)

FR+: Wednesday Night Student Party (with photo)

Last wednesday my college organized a party for all students in The Hague,
the PUA capital of Holland.

Me and my wing CeesZB arrived there around twelve o´clock.
Most of my class was already inside,
so when I came in I was greeted by a lot of people.
This gave me instant social proof.

After talking to my class for a couple of minutes,
CeesZB and I started to explore the club.
As usual, I quickly lost my wing to some girl,
so I was more or less on my own now.

I went to the club with a different objective.
Instead of going out to pick up girls,
I just went out to fieldtest my routines.
I noticed that this slight alteration in my motives
made me have a lot less approach anxiety than I normally have.

I was approaching girl after girl and no matter what opener I used,
every set opened!

At one time I opened a girl in front of all my classmates,
and then suddenly a girlfriend of the girl joined the conversation.

It surprised me a bit, because it was an ex-colleague of mine,
who used to have a crush on me 2 years ago.
Off course after some talking I numberclosed her.

When it was around 3 o´clock CeesZB,
who had been playing some girls from my class in the meantime,
and I went to the dancefloor and before I knew it I was grinding with a girl.
It just happened. No techniques used. That´s how easy it can be.

Anyway, after I was dancing with her for a while,
I started kissing her neck and nibbling on her earlobes and after that
we started a heavy make out session.
I was teasing her with my hands by rubbing her everywhere except her x-rated zones.
I could tell I was making her crazy since she answered my teasing
by pinching my nipples and rubbing my dick from outside my pants in the middle of the dancefloor.

Then suddenly all lights went on because the party was finished.
At the sametime my wing CeesZB came by with a drink.
CeesZB and I decided to get or jackets and leave.

Later I was thinking I could probably have fuckclosed her the same night,
but at that time I was just too drunk too realize that. (idiot!)

Someone made a photo of me grinding with the chick from the second floor of the club.
I´m the guy with the purple shirt in the lower middle.

Score at the end of the night: 1 *close and 1 #close

Mission 2 update

Anyone seen the new Axe Click commercial with Ben Affleck? That is actually exactly what my day was like today when I went to school. Chicks were trying to get eyecontact from me left and right.

I´m not sure if it is because I stopped wanking or just because everybody was just happy because the sun was shinning for the first time in 6 months.

But I read somewhere that when you stop wanking for a while, your testosterone levels grow, and you automatically take on the right bodylanguage and behaviours that attract women. I wonder how this is going to end. I stopped wanking for 9 or 10 days now. If this continues on this pace, i will probably get date raped next week.

By the way, you can check out that Axe commercial here: http://www.clickmore.nl . Then click on ´Ben Affleck´ (the text, not the photo)

Mission 1 Day 3: Expecting success.

Today was a great day. I felt confident all day up to now. The technique I used today was:
Visualizing success. (Especially in social situations.)

Instead of worrying how I come across, or thinking what might happen if I say this or that, I just visualized how everybody thinks I am the greatest guy they have ever met and how they are going to laugh at my jokes and shit.

Your brain doesnt know the differences between real or imagined images. So if I make myself see negative images, it affects your emotions, even tough it never ever really happened. If you have negative thoughts you will feel tense, stressed, nervous, depressed etc. And guess who is doing that to you...
You do!

But... It´s just a habbit. Nobody is born a negative person. You just learned to think this way because of some experiences you had in the past. Any habbit you learned, you can dislearn. And, you can always learn, new habbits.
Like... Thinking positive!

I never really noticed it before, but since i am consciously paying attention to my thoughts the last three days, i actually noticed how many times i talk negatively to myself.

That is why it is so important to always think positive. It will make you feel really good. And because you feel so good, it will affect your reality and and everything that you visualized will actually come true in real life!

Mission 1 Day 2: Turn off your inner voice

DAY 2: TURN OFF YOUR INNER VOICE

Thinking is basically just asking yourself questions all the time. I learned a bit about toughtloops in a Tyler Durden audio seminar. Here´s an example of a tought loop:

Oh man, I feel pissed off.
Why am I pissed off?
Because this and this happened
Oh man, I feel pissed off.
etc.

Sounds familiar?
Many times I find myself getting caught in such a tought loop. It doesn´t help you one bit to get caught in tought loops. It´s only a waste of energy. If I´m caught in such a loop long enough it really tires me out.

So instead of interupting the loop with better affirmations, which I usually do, today I just try to turn my internal voice of completely. I think this is exactly what the zen monks are doing when they are meditating.

When I did this I became relaxed immediately. In the beginning, it feels a little bit awkward. Especially if you are used to having conversations with yourself all the time, like me. But I´m sure if I practice this long enough, it will become a habit.

Mission 1 Day 1: Live one day at a time

Well, the first day went already better than I expected.
I decided I will start using a new technique every day, on top of the techniques of the days before.

This is the technique I used today: Live one day at a time.

I once read in a Dale Carnegie book the following quote which inspired me:

"Today well lived, makes every yesterday a dream of happiness and every tomorrow a vision of hope"

The past has already happened. You cant change it anymore. So thinking about the past all the time is just a waste.
You are also not a fortune teller. You can´t predict the future. So why bother?

Just focus on today. Its the only day that you can have an immediate effect on. Living one day at a time will make the rest of your life a lot easier. Try to make today your best day ever!

Pimp mission 2: ´Pimp My Sex Drive´

This will be an experiment to test my willpower and I want to see if it affects my inner game, pick up skills, and motivation to sarge.
The mission is:

Not wank off for at least a month.

The last time I wanked was one week ago, so right now the counter is already at 7 days. I am already starting to feel withdrawal symptoms actually, so there are some tough times ahead.

Pimp mission 1: ´Pimp My Inner Game´ in 21 days

For the next 21 days, starting 13 february, as soon as I catch my self thinking negatively, I will immediately counter it with positive affirmations and visualizing myself succeeding.

I want positive thinking to become a habit of me, because I believe it´s the most important skill to succes at any subject.

I will keep a log daily, both on masf and on my weblog so I can reflect back after 21 days to see how much I have improved.

The Hague Lair meeting 09-Februari-2006

Yesterday was the first edition of (the soon to be legendary) weekly The Hague Lair Meetings. I met up with my wing CeesZB in front of a pub called Zenix. All the other guys were already inside. There were some new members there that I had never seen before, so for the first 30 minutes I was just talking about PU with the others, while some guys were involved in sets. One guy, Warmonger told me about some of his favourite openers, which included a few that i never used before, so we agreed that we were going to try them out tonight.

After Zenix the whole group of 8 guys went to Het Paard, which is the best club of the Hague.
In The Paard we started sarging in small groups and solo. CeesZB started doing his usual stuff, which is opening every girl that enters his sight. Warmonger and I were standing near a lounge area were many girls passed by so we could test some openers. The openers worked well offcourse. By now its clear to me that it really doesnt matter what you open with. The most important thing is how you react to her answer and what you follow up with after your opener.
One of the girls that I opened, was actually a girl that Warmonger had just opened 3 minutes before with the very same opener. Lol

Anyway, I kept stalling after the openers, but i didnt really care, because i was getting such a rush from opening anyway. After that I went looking for CeesZB and his nephew again. Ofcouse he was talking to a girl, but this time the girl was in my class at college. So I started to assist him by busting her a bit.

I usually help my wings to steal her frame by saying stuff to her target like:
"Stop bothering my friend" or "why are you stalking my friend". An other thing I do is I say to my wing very loud and obvious so the girl can hear it: "Hey WING, do you need to be resqued?!" It will guarantee you a DDB from the girl. Besides... it´s funny as hell.

After a while I started walking trough the club again looking for some asian girls. Suddenly I noticed I didnt see any of my wings for a while so I started looking for them instead without any result. So I checked my phone, and notice 3 new messages from three different guys saying: "eej dude, i´m leavin. Have a nice evening." Turned out I was the only one left. So i decided to call it a night as well.

Things I learned tonight:
- The Homo-Hetro Opener (courtesy of Warmonger so I can´t tell yet)
- Some of the basics of Breakdancing (courtesy of Warmonger as well)
- If you feel fear of approaching, but you do it anyway, it will give you a rush for the rest of the night, comparable to the rush you get from bungee jumping.

Things to work on next time
- Open more girls
- Have some material ready to follow up the opener
- Try some new dancing moves
- Dont drink alchohol
- Spend less money

Field Report Bonanza

Get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! From now on I will write all my Field Reports in English and I will post them both here and on Masf.

P.i.m.p.